The Biggest Shopping Day of the Year

*Happy Thanksgiving!* Hope you’re all enjoying the break. I don’t know about you, but I am stuffed. I know one great way to burn off all those pumpkin pie calories would be to wake up at 4 am and go sale shopping, on the biggest shopping day of the year, “Black Friday.”

*I’m staying in bed,* but for those of you shoppers who do brave the cold weather, long lines, screaming, kicking, and name-calling…well, good luck. Maybe report back to the rest of us on the great deals you got and _(while you’re at it)_ let me know if there _really_ is kicking, name-calling, biting, etc. There probably isn’t…wait, don’t tell me. If I knew I wasn’t risking personal safety _(since I’m currently insurance-less)_ I would probably go shopping. And that would be a lose-lose situation for me. I’d lose sleep and money…so you see, *I’m better off thinking I’d get trampled to death if I went to Walmart at 5 am*. Yes…you people enjoy your unabashedly risky shopping habits…maybe you’d like to run with the bulls in Pamplona, or go sky-diving too. *_You, risk-takers, you._*

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