*Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas says they love her “lady lumps” in Seven jeans and True Religion.* I’m sure that if we all looked like Fergie, we could probably wear jeans circa 1980 from Good Will and still “drive these brothers crazy.” Unfortunately for most of us, jean-shopping is a nightmare, complete with pinched back fat, unpleasantly squeezed thighs and hellacious trips to the mall. It is a nightmare that comes back to haunt us every time we need a new pair and leaves us feeling utterly devoid of our sex appeal. I work in a store where we have jeans for people from size teeny-tiny to size 22, and believe me, *shopping for the perfect pair of jeans doesn’t have to break the bank, the back and the spirit*. In fact, if you apply what you’ll learn here to your shopping trip, what is usually a denim disaster can be quite a delight.

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