We already know about “GTL,” but apparently that’s not enough for us boring, pale, non-acid washed jean wearing peeps of the non-Jersey Shore. According to New York Magazine, JS castmembers JWOWW and Ronnie have teamed up to pen a new book on how to live the ultimate guido lifestyle. Titled “Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore,” the book (brought to us by the good people of St. Martin’s Press) will reveal what it takes to be an East Coast player.

Frankly, we don’t see ourselves running out to buy it unless there’s a special section on “poof” placement and how to throw punches without breaking one of your acrylic tips…