Top Five Reasons Why I Have No Life on Mondays

5. I spend my lunch breaks in Barnes and Noble reading celebrity gossip magazines for free while sitting in the cafe eating my sack lunch.

4. Speaking of work…my job as a sales associate at Banana Republic has consumed my life to the point that I often utter phrases such as _”I think I saw that pair of socks in the stock room”_.

3. I can’t find my car keys….. _anywhere_.

2. The hot water in my apartment isn’t working so I take two minute cold showers every day, who am I kidding…every _other_ day.

And the #1 reason I have no life this Monday is…because I can already tell the highlight of my week will either be watching America’s Next Top Model or receiving a skirt from Banana Republic online…I’ll have to keep you posted.

Head on over to 1,000 Dreams Fund to learn how to get funding for your dreams!