Ready to head to the shore again? One hotel sure hopes so. The Tropicana Casino in Atlantic City is offering up the first ever MTV Jersey Shore vacation package for fans just like you and me. Picture it: You too will get to experience what it’s like to live a day in the life of a Jersey Shore master. Yes – that includes everything from Italian-style meals to personal hair stylists  who specializedin the “Snooki poof” and “Pauly D blow-out.”

The resort also has everything you need for your daily “GTL” tasks – a gym for you to get pumped before a night out, a spa for tanning your tush, and access to an on-site laundry facility for a small fee. After pampering yourself and indulging in proscuitto and breadsticks, you will be given VIP admission and complimentary cards for parking discounts and access to nightclubs. 

Fist pumping in excitement yet?  Well get ready for the price tag. This package starts at a whopping $878 per night (who says it doesn’t cost money to look that cheap?). But if you want the exact room the Jersey Shore crew stayed in, the deal is going to set you back $4,230 per night. If you’re seriously interested, you should make arrangements soon, because a recent press release stated that Tropicana Casino has received an overwhelming amount of requests for the suite. (Bar fights and acrylic nails not included.)

— By Erin McClary, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill