Ok, we survived skinny jeans, gritted our teeth through boyfriend cuts, and even gave the colored ones a try, but there’s no way you’re going to catch us donning a pair of Winkers. We sorta had a “Oh no they didn’t!” moment while watching Kathie Lee and Hoda this morning. Apparently, this dad in Everett, Washington decided to create a pair of jeans with eyes on the butt after he caught himself staring at ladies “assets” one too many times.

Forgive us if we’re missing the point here, but isn’t it bad enough when you have junk in your trunk and guys hoot and howl when you’re wearing “normal” jeans? Why exactly would we want to draw more attention to something that gets enough without advertising it? On top of that (more like bottom, really), they’re not even that cute. Owl eyes? Ducks? Lions? Really? We’ve heard of having eyes in the back of your head, but on your tush? Exactly when is THAT ever appropriate?

Famous fashionistas have yet to weigh it, but as far as we’re concerned, we’re not giving this latest fad another “look.”